Warm Human Robots - I Hope You Don't Think I'm Totally Creepy Greeting Card

Warm Human Robots - I Hope You Don't Think I'm Totally Creepy Greeting Card

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INSIDE READS: I am just awkward, and a little obsessed with you. - your favorite stage 5 clinger. Life is... Read more

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    INSIDE READS: I am just awkward, and a little obsessed with you. - your favorite stage 5 clinger. Life is short, be a little naughty. The outrageous cards are 4.5 x 6.25 (A6) are high quality and quite snarky. Comes with envelope.

    Specifications

    • Weight: 200gr
    • Usage: Indoor & outdoor

    Pros and cons

    • Sustainably produced
    • Ideal for everyday use
    • May discolor in direct sunlight

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