Age verification
Please confirm that you are 18 years or older to enter the shop.
Have patience...
You are not old enough to visit the shop yet.
Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks- Bag of 25 Attention, candy lovers and pranksters alike! Are you tired of telling... Read more
$18.00 Excl. VAT
Guaranteed secure & safe checkout.
Easily pay within 30 days after you have received your package.
Read more
Attention, candy lovers and pranksters alike! Are you tired of telling people to suck it without the proper tools? Well, pucker up buttercup, because Suck a Bag of Sour Candy is here to save the day! This 25-pack of tart, penis-shaped candies is the perfect way to tell someone to eat a bag of... well, you know. Each pack contains five little sugar schlongs, giving you plenty of ammunition for your next verbal showdown. But wait, there's more! These phallic treats aren't just for insults. They're perfect for: • Spicing up your bachelorette party (because nothing says "last night of freedom" like a mouthful of candy dicks) • Filling your piñata with a surprise'll make your guests say, "Oh my!" • Passive-aggressively hinting to your coworker that they're a total tool So whether you're dealing with a cheating ex, a self-absorbed friend, or that dense coworker who can't take a hint, Suck a Bag of Sour Candy has got you covered.
You may also like these products. These products are rated as 'top 10 best of the best' by our clients
We ship worldwide. Your order will be packaged really carefully and delivered wherever you want. Delivery takes between 2-4 business days. You will receive an e-mail after ordering with more information about the delivery.
Orders can be returned or exchanged within 30 days of receiving the parcel, providing they are in original resalable condition.
We work hard to deliver your items without damage. Orders can be returned or exchanged within 30 days of receiving the parcel, providing they are in original resalable condition.