White Elephant Gifts

22 products

  • New Mini Flick A Dick

    Little Genie Mini Flick A Dick

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    Mini Flick A Dick  These 3.5-inch dick flickers come in three colors, soft pink, green, and purple. The suction base quickly fixes to any flat surface—great for afternoon brainstorming sessions. Keep them in your car for assholes that don't know how to park

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    $12.00

  • New Sex Candy Foreplay Messages Sex Candy Foreplay Messages

    Little Genie Sex Candy Foreplay Messages

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    Sex Candy Foreplay Messages Indulge in a sensual and playful experience with Sex Candy Foreplay Messages. This innovative confection combines tasty candy with a seductive game, creating a sweet and sexy way to ignite the passion in your relationship. Shake out the candies and take turns performing the enticing activities. Packaged in a glimmering hot-pink display, this is a must-have for your bedside table.

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    $8.00

  • F*Cking Hard Fitness F*Cking Hard Fitness

    Gift Republic F*Cking Hard Fitness

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    F*Cking Hard Fitness Are you and your partner looking for a new home workout to try? This F*cking Hard Fitness include 100 different positions that will definitely make your legs shake! How long do you think you can last! 

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    $12.00

  • Dinner Deciding Dice Dinner Deciding Dice

    Gift Republic Dinner Deciding Dice

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    Dinner Deciding Dice Are you that friend that never knows what to eat? Find yourself on the internet wanting every type of fast food? Well now you'll never have to waste time, with the roll of a dice that decision will be made for you. 🍗🍜🌮

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    $6.00

  • Last stock! Exhausted American Gym Crew Socks Exhausted American Gym Crew Socks

    Gumball Poodle Exhausted American Gym Crew Socks

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    Exhausted American Gym Crew Socks If you're an American and you've been paying any attention to wtf is happening out here, then you deserve a massage 💆 . If your regular socks aren't providing the comfort and honesty you need, well, these are the socks you've been looking for! Made in United States Fabric: 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.

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    $15.00

  • Last stock! Christmas Pecker Hat & Scarf

    Island Dogs Christmas Pecker Hat & Scarf

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    Christmas Pecker Hat & Scarf Stay warm and playfully festive with our Christmas Pecker Hat & Scarf. This cheeky adult gag is the perfect way to keep your pecker warm in the coldest winter months. Be the life of the party or give the gift of laughter with this unique and outrageous accessory.

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    $12.00

  • New Suck a Bag of St Nick's Dicks

    Little Genie Suck a Bag of St Nick's Dicks

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    Suck a Bag of St Nick's Dicks Introducing our newest holiday candy, Suck a Bag of St. Nicks Dicks! This hilarious treat is the perfect way to spread some naughty festive cheer. Imagine your friends' and family's looks when they unwrap a bag of these sugary, phallic-shaped candies. It's a surefire way to get a few laughs and maybe even a few blushes! These bad boys come a 3oz bag of approx. 100 pieces per bag, so you can share the naughty fun with everyone on your list. Stick 'em in stockings, slip 'em under the tree, or leave 'em out for all to enjoy. Who knows, they might even smile at old St. Nick's face!

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    $8.00

  • Last stock! I ❤️ Drag Gym Crew Socks I ❤️ Drag Gym Crew Socks

    Gumball Poodle I ❤️ Drag Gym Crew Socks

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    I ❤️ Drag Gym Crew Socks We would say these socks are giving c**t, but you already knew that 😝 . Whether you're a spectator or a profesh drag queen, we're right there with you! We ❤️ drag and we ❤️ you, too! Made in United States Fabric: 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.

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    $15.00

  • New Fucks I Have to Give Fucks I Have to Give

    Little Genie Fucks I Have to Give

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    Fucks I Have to Give Upgrade your self-care game with our "Jar of Fucks I have to give." Say goodbye to stress and overthinking, and hello to a good laugh. This luxury jar will be the perfect gift for you or your loved ones. Let go of the trivial things in life and indulge in some self-care with a touch of humor.

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    $10.00

  • Last stock! Men's Black and Red Christmas Underwear

    Tipsy Elves Men's Black and Red Christmas Underwear

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    Men's Black and Red Christmas Fair Isle Underwear - Xmas Boxer Briefs. There comes a special time of year when a man delves into the back of his wardrobe to pull out his secret weapon - his Christmas underwear. This Black Reindeer Christmas Men's Underwear is a fitting tribute to the ugly Christmas sweaters of yore, featuring reindeer and snowflakes rocking their way around your Christmas tree. These uber comfortable boxers offer an elasticated waist - great for that winter "breathing room" and our very own Tipsy Elves logo emblazoned on the waistband. In a classy red and black design, they're sensible enough to wear to the office, but also festive enough to show to one lucky lover this Christmas. Machine Wash Cold, Hang dry.

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    $25.00

  • Body By Pickleball Crew Socks Body By Pickleball Crew Socks

    Gumball Poodle Body By Pickleball Crew Socks

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    Body By Pickleball Crew Socks For those of y'all that have mastered that 'low base' essential to the fastest growing sport in America (that would be pickleball)... we see you 👀 . These socks will help showcase that rockin' hot bod you got goin' on... on or off the court 😉 Made in United States Fabric: 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.

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    $15.00

  • Feng Shui Your Home Card Pack Feng Shui Your Home Card Pack

    Gift Republic Feng Shui Your Home Card Pack

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    Feng Shui Your Home Card Pack Discover the mysteries of Feng Shui and how it can magnify your wealth, well-being, and amorous affairs!🪴

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    $12.00

  • Dick Crew Socks Dick Crew Socks

    Gumball Poodle Dick Crew Socks

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    Dick Crew Socks You can be one. You can crave one. You can have one. You can celebrate them all. Whatever your reason, these socks bring it. Made in United States Fabric: 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.

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    $15.00

  • Upside Down Pineapple Ornament Upside Down Pineapple Ornament

    Dirty Grove by Hazel Grove Customs Upside Down Pineapple Ornament

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    Upside Down Pineapple Ornament Hang this cheeky conversation starter on your tree! Our Upside Down Pineapple Ornament is the perfect wink-wink gift for those in the know. Crafted with vibrant details and a mischievous spirit, it's a fun way to celebrate your sense of humor and unique style. Whether you're decorating for the holidays or year-round, this ornament brings a playful edge to any space. A delightful addition for anyone who appreciates witty décor with a little extra flair.

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    $24.00

  • Last stock! People Keep Mistaking My Wows Magnet

    Snarky Megs People Keep Mistaking My Wows Magnet

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    People Keep Mistaking My Wows For Compliments People Keep Mistaking My Wows Magnet – the quirky gift that'll have everyone doing a double-take! This 2 x 2 inch magnet features a cheeky message perfect for your fridge, locker, or any magnetic surface. Individually packaged in a backed hanging poly bag, it's ready to gift or keep for yourself. Ideal for cat lovers, humor enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates a good laugh. A small token with big personality!

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    $8.00

  • Boobie Ornament

    Dirty Grove by Hazel Grove Customs Boobie Ornament

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    Boobie Ornament Spread holiday cheer with a cheeky twist! This playful pink boobie ornament is the perfect conversation starter for your tree. Whether you're decorating with humor or gifting to someone with a bold sense of style, this quirky ornament brings fun and personality to any festive display. A delightfully irreverent addition to your seasonal collection.

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    $22.00

  • Tush And Bush Gym Crew Socks Tush And Bush Gym Crew Socks

    Gumball Poodle Tush And Bush Gym Crew Socks

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    Tush And Bush Gym Crew Socks Sure, our focus is foot covers 🧦 but that doesn't mean we're not fans of the middle-front and middle-back portions! These soft and fuzzy socks are the perfect way to say "Woohoo for Hoo-Has!" • Made in United States • Fabric: 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.

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    $15.00

  • Buns and Bones Gym Crew Socks Buns and Bones Gym Crew Socks

    Gumball Poodle Buns and Bones Gym Crew Socks

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    Buns and Bones Gym Crew Socks How's it hangin? Turns out there are literally BILLIONS of answers to this age-old question. Long, short, thin, thick, turtleneck or not, we think everyone's got something special, so we made some socks about it! 🍆 🍑 (If you're feeling adventurous, there's a third way you can wear this 👀 ). Made in United States Fabric: 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.

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    $15.00

  • Santa's Favorite Ho Ornament

    Snarky Megs Santa's Favorite Ho Ornament

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    Santa's Favorite Ho Ornament  Deck the halls with a cheeky twist! This 3-inch glitter disc ornament brings festive fun to any tree with its playful design and sparkly finish. Perfect for white elephant exchanges or adding a dose of holiday humor to your collection. The lightweight plastic construction makes it durable and easy to display year after year. A merry little conversation starter that'll have everyone smiling!

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    $10.00

  • Balls Deep Ornament

    Snarky Megs Balls Deep Ornament

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    Balls Deep Ornament  Deck the halls with a cheeky twist! This 3-inch glitter disc ornament brings festive fun and irreverent humor to your tree. Perfect for white elephant exchanges or anyone who appreciates witty holiday décor, it catches the light beautifully while delivering a laugh. A playful addition that proves Christmas ornaments don't have to be serious—just sparkly and bold.

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    $10.00

  • Eat My Nuts Ornament

    Snarky Megs Eat My Nuts Ornament

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    Eat My Nuts Ornament  This cheeky 3-inch disc ornament brings hilarious holiday humor to your tree. Crafted from durable plastic with eye-catching glitter details, it's the perfect gag gift for anyone who appreciates witty yuletide fun. Lightweight and shatterproof, it hangs easily on any branch. Whether you're decorating your own tree or gifting it to a friend with a sense of humor, this quirky ornament guarantees laughs all season long.

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    $10.00

  • Nice Package Ornament

    Snarky Megs Nice Package Ornament

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    Nice Package Ornament Deck the halls with a touch of sparkle and sass! This 3-inch disc ornament brings festive flair to any tree with its shimmering glitter finish and playful personality. Perfect for adding a fun pop of color to your holiday décor, this lightweight plastic ornament is durable enough to treasure year after year. Whether you're a serious collector or just love a little extra glam on your tree, this cheeky little number delivers major Christmas charm in a compact package.

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    $10.00

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