1-3 weeks
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Mini Flick A Dick
These 3.5-inch dick flickers come in three colors, soft pink, green, and purple. The suction base quickly fixes to any flat surface—great for afternoon brainstorming sessions. Keep them in your car for assholes that don't know how to park
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F*Cking Hard Fitness
Are you and your partner looking for a new home workout to try? This F*cking Hard Fitness include 100 different positions that will definitely make your legs shake! How long do you think you can last!
1-3 weeks
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Sex Candy Foreplay Messages
Indulge in a sensual and playful experience with Sex Candy Foreplay Messages. This innovative confection combines tasty candy with a seductive game, creating a sweet and sexy way to ignite the passion in your relationship. Shake out the candies and take turns performing the enticing activities. Packaged in a glimmering hot-pink display, this is a must-have for your bedside table.
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Dinner Deciding Dice
Are you that friend that never knows what to eat? Find yourself on the internet wanting every type of fast food? Well now you'll never have to waste time, with the roll of a dice that decision will be made for you. 🍗🍜🌮
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Doll Face Dream Girl Female Sex Doll
Blow me up, Toss me around, Take me out on the Town. I'm the Perfect Date.. I don't cost much.. I don't eat.. I don't talk, and I"ll entertain all your friends!
Features: Includes 3 Pleasure Holes. Height 5' 2" / 160cm Body Safe PVC. Includes Repair Kit
1-3 weeks
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Exhausted American Gym Crew Socks
If you're an American and you've been paying any attention to wtf is happening out here, then you deserve a massage 💆 . If your regular socks aren't providing the comfort and honesty you need, well, these are the socks you've been looking for!
Made in United States
Fabric: 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.
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Christmas Pecker Hat & Scarf
Stay warm and playfully festive with our Christmas Pecker Hat & Scarf. This cheeky adult gag is the perfect way to keep your pecker warm in the coldest winter months. Be the life of the party or give the gift of laughter with this unique and outrageous accessory.
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Boy Toy Sex Doll
Blow me up, Toss me around, Take me out on the Town. I'm the Perfect Date.. I don't cost much.. I don't eat.. I don't talk, and I"ll entertain all your friends!
Features: Includes 2 Pleasure Holes. Body Safe PVC Includes Repair Kit
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Master Series Rope Teddy Bear Keychain
This little bondage bear just loves shi-bear-i! All tied up with silky rope and blindfolded, it's the perfect companion for your office desk, backpack, bag, purse or keychain! Give it as a gift to your friends or keep it for yourself. It's the cutest way to flag your kinky side! Fits in the palm of your hand. This kinky bondage bear is sure to put a smile on your face! Made out of polyester, PU faux leather, plastic and nickel-free metal.
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Master Series BDSM Teddy Bear Keychain
Who's your Bondage Daddy? This Bondage Bear is perfect as a gift or for yourself and lets you flag your kinky side in the cutest of ways! This bear has light peach fur, wears a faux leather harness with metal O-rings, wields a mini flogger, and has a removable eye mask! Wear it on your bag, attach it to your keychain, or hang it somewhere for fun! It fits in the palm of your hand. Bring it to your desk at work and let Bondage Bear Daddy keep you in check so you get all your work done! Attach it to your keychain or clip it to a bag! Made out of polyester, PU faux leather, plastic and nickel-free metal.
1-3 weeks
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I ❤️ Drag Gym Crew Socks
We would say these socks are giving c**t, but you already knew that 😝 . Whether you're a spectator or a profesh drag queen, we're right there with you! We ❤️ drag and we ❤️ you, too!
Made in United States
Fabric: 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.
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Suck a Bag of St Nick's Dicks
Introducing our newest holiday candy, Suck a Bag of St. Nicks Dicks! This hilarious treat is the perfect way to spread some naughty festive cheer. Imagine your friends' and family's looks when they unwrap a bag of these sugary, phallic-shaped candies. It's a surefire way to get a few laughs and maybe even a few blushes!
These bad boys come a 3oz bag of approx. 100 pieces per bag, so you can share the naughty fun with everyone on your list. Stick 'em in stockings, slip 'em under the tree, or leave 'em out for all to enjoy. Who knows, they might even smile at old St. Nick's face!
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Fucks I Have to Give
Upgrade your self-care game with our "Jar of Fucks I have to give." Say goodbye to stress and overthinking, and hello to a good laugh. This luxury jar will be the perfect gift for you or your loved ones. Let go of the trivial things in life and indulge in some self-care with a touch of humor.
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Men's Black and Red Christmas Fair Isle Underwear - Xmas Boxer Briefs.
There comes a special time of year when a man delves into the back of his wardrobe to pull out his secret weapon - his Christmas underwear. This Black Reindeer Christmas Men's Underwear is a fitting tribute to the ugly Christmas sweaters of yore, featuring reindeer and snowflakes rocking their way around your Christmas tree. These uber comfortable boxers offer an elasticated waist - great for that winter "breathing room" and our very own Tipsy Elves logo emblazoned on the waistband. In a classy red and black design, they're sensible enough to wear to the office, but also festive enough to show to one lucky lover this Christmas.
Machine Wash Cold, Hang dry.
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Body By Pickleball Crew Socks
For those of y'all that have mastered that 'low base' essential to the fastest growing sport in America (that would be pickleball)... we see you 👀 . These socks will help showcase that rockin' hot bod you got goin' on... on or off the court 😉
Made in United States
Fabric: 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.
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Dick Crew Socks
You can be one. You can crave one. You can have one. You can celebrate them all. Whatever your reason, these socks bring it.
Made in United States
Fabric: 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.
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Fundies Black Tie Tuxedo With Bow Tie
Step into sophistication with Fundies Black Tie Tuxedo With Bow Tie. This ensemble pairs a black tuxedo with a flirty twist, perfect for formal occasions. Make a statement in style and elevate your look with this elegant and tasteful piece.
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Fundies Unzip It Black Zorro Mask Thong
Unleash your inner hero of the night with Fundies' Unzip It Black Zorro Mask Thong. This cheeky and alluring thong comes paired with a Zorro mask, adding a touch of intrigue to your intimate wear. Release your adventurous and seductive side with this unique and luxurious piece.
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Upside Down Pineapple Ornament
Hang this cheeky conversation starter on your tree! Our Upside Down Pineapple Ornament is the perfect wink-wink gift for those in the know. Crafted with vibrant details and a mischievous spirit, it's a fun way to celebrate your sense of humor and unique style. Whether you're decorating for the holidays or year-round, this ornament brings a playful edge to any space. A delightful addition for anyone who appreciates witty décor with a little extra flair.
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People Keep Mistaking My Wows For Compliments
People Keep Mistaking My Wows Magnet – the quirky gift that'll have everyone doing a double-take! This 2 x 2 inch magnet features a cheeky message perfect for your fridge, locker, or any magnetic surface. Individually packaged in a backed hanging poly bag, it's ready to gift or keep for yourself. Ideal for cat lovers, humor enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates a good laugh. A small token with big personality!
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Fundies Hundcuff G-String
Unleash your wild side with Fundies Handcuff G-String. Featuring toy handcuffs, this G-string adds a playful and adventurous touch to your look. Indulge in naughty fun and make a bold statement with this exclusive accessory. Perfect for those who are daring and unafraid to push boundaries.
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Fundies GI Jock With Dog Tag Necklace
Elevate your style and command attention with our Fundies GI Jock. The military-inspired design exudes playful authority, while the dog tag necklace adds a touch of edge. A must-have for the man who wants to make a statement.
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Fundies Referee G-String With Whistle
Introducing the Fundies Referee G-String With Whistle, the ultimate in control and seduction. This unique G-string features a functional whistle, perfect for taking charge and blowing away your partner's inhibitions. Get ready to dominate the game of love with this exclusive piece.
