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Super Fun Penis Candy - 5 pcs Per Bag
Excellent piñata stuffers or party favors! These super fun penis-shaped candies are a playful addition to any adult celebration. Each bag contains 5 pieces—perfect for bachelorette parties, novelty gifts, or adding a cheeky touch to your event. Sweet, silly, and sure to get laughs.
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Super Fun Penis Candy Necklace
Suck on these! Each necklace has 51 fun penis-shaped candies. The delicious fruit-flavored confections are manufactured to the highest standards. Definitely not the candy necklace you remember but a lot more fun!
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Suck A Bag Of Mint Dicks
Excellent pinata stuffers or party favors! Who doesn't love a tiny bag of dicks? These mint candies are perfect for adding a playful touch to celebrations, gift bags, or as cheeky stocking stuffers. Fun, flavorful, and guaranteed to get a laugh.
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"It's My Birthday" Glitter Sash
Lookin' to shine like the birthday star you are? Grab this "It's My Birthday" Glitter Sash and show it off 🎉
Be the Queen of the party! This elegant birthday sash will make you stand out and turn heads wherever you are. Dress up and enjoy being the center of attention on your special day.
Made with glitter gold and black writing or black glitter sash with gold foil writing, you'll be ready to turn heads and have everybody saying "It's my treat!" ✨
Additional Information
Glitter! Soft and smooth glitter material makes it comfortable to wear even for a long time
No Pin needed!
Dimension: 33.5" x 3.7"
Fits most humans
Ready to wear and looks good on any outfit
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Glitter Penis Candles
Description:
These beautiful two inch glitter penis candles just beg to be blown and will make any cake look elegant. This five candle pack candle set features silver and gold candles and will be a great conversation piece for your next celebration. Make a wish and blow the Glitterati Party candles today!
✨ Make any cake the life of the 🎉 with this five-pack of glittery 🍆 candles! 💃 Upgrade your party's style with these 2-inch silver & gold pieces, perfect for making wishes and inspiring conversations. Add a bit of sparkle to your special occasion – light 'em up and get the Glitterati Party started! 🤩
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Get ready to light up the night with Super Fun Penis Candles! Our hilarious 1.5-inch candles come in five bright colors and are perfect for making any occasion special. Coordinate your party with Super Fun Penis party games, candy, and more!
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Glitterati Penis Party Balloons
Glitterati Penis Party Balloons are filled with metallic penis confetti (gold, silver, rose gold and bronze). Once these clear balloons are blown up, mini penises will be floating through the air at the next get together! 5 balloons in each package.
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Glitterati Penis Party Napkins
8 paper napkins with a sprinkling of our Glitterati penises in rose gold, gold, silver and bronze. Pair these napkins with all or some of our Glitterati line to bring elegance to your next penis party.
Complete the look with coordinating Glitterati Boobie balloons, plates, straws, and more!
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Happy Fucking Birthday Confetti Balloons
This festive line of tableware and playful decor features five high-quality 11-inch Balloons that read Happy Fucking Birthday and are filled with fuck you finger confetti. Complete this look with coordinating Happy Fucking Birthday napkins, straws, candles, games, and more! Turn your next ordinary party into a fucking high-class function with any of our fine party products.
Celebrate birthdays with a bang! These Happy Fucking Birthday Confetti Balloons create the perfect party atmosphere, filled with both color and fun. These balloons add a touch of humor to the festivities that everyone can enjoy! 🎉
5 Pack
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Unleash the Magic with this Unicorn Cake Candle
Add a touch of magic to your birthday cake with this adorable unicorn cake candle. Perfect for any unicorn lover!
Make your birthday celebration even more magical with this charming unicorn cake candle. Featuring a cute and whimsical design, this candle is sure to delight any unicorn lover and add a touch of enchantment to your special day.
Other unicorn-themed party ideas.
If you're planning a unicorn-themed party, there are plenty of other ways to incorporate this magical creature into your celebration. Consider adding unicorn decorations, such as balloons, streamers, and tableware. You could also serve unicorn-themed treats, like cupcakes with unicorn horns and ears, or a rainbow-colored fruit platter. And don't forget to encourage guests to dress up in their favorite unicorn-inspired outfits!
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If you bake this cake, everyone will want to get their hands on your boobies. Just preheat the oven and pretty soon you'll have the best rack around - squishable, shapely and with just the right amount of spring. Add a little frosting and you'll have the most popular novelty dessert at your next adult party. Would you like a slice of boobie?
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Glitterati Penis Cookie Cutter
Get ready to add a touch of magic to your culinary creations with our Glitterati Penis Cookie Cutter! Crafted from high-quality stainless steel and measuring four inches, this food-grade cutter is perfect for making whimsical treats, delightful sandwiches, and even pancake masterpieces. Whether you're hosting a bachelorette party or want to indulge in creative cooking, our Glitterati Penis Cookie Cutter is the ultimate accessory for adding sparkle and charm to your kitchen adventures.
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Goodhead Birthday Blowjob Kit
Finish their special day right! This Birthday Blowjob Kit is all you need to end a day of celebration. The Goodhead Helping Head Stroker is super soft on the outside with stimulating massage beads on the inside. It fits perfectly in your palm, and the UlTRASKYN is filled with confetti. Use it with the included Birthday Cake Slick Head Glide to give the best and tastiest blow job!
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Balloon packs: 3 pack of balloons, assorted colors in the pack. Image is just a mock up, but the balloons are in assorted colors!Made in United States of America
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Rainbow Shaped Cake Candles
Wishing you a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow
You can never have too many rainbows. These Talking Tables Rainbow Shaped Candles will bring a smile to anyone's face.
Each pack contains 5 candles.
Gay Weddings
Pride Party
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Celebrate your main bitch getting hitched with these 12 inch latex balloon printed with "She's Getting Fucking Married!" Balloons only come in black, gold, pink, purple, and yellow- Assorted 100% biodegradable in both land and sea.Made in United States of America. pack of 3, multicolor.
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Happy Fucking Birthday Plates
Be Instagram-ready with this beautifully patterned line of tableware and decor. Each package features eight high-quality 7.5-inch plates with elegant gold foil stamps. Complete this look with coordinating Happy Fucking Birthday napkins, straws, candles, games, and more! Turn your next ordinary party into a fucking high-class function with any of our fine paper and party products.
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Glitterati Penis Party Cupcake Set
Designed for the Bride with impeccable taste, style and class, our Glitterati Cupcake set will elevate your next Bachelorette or Anniversary party to VIP status.Each cupcake set comes with 24 Cupcake wrappers and 24 decorative toppers. On-trend for this wedding season our Glitterati line of party goods are playful yet refined and sophisticated. Make sure you complete the look with coordinating Glitterati balloons, plates, napkins and more!
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Foil Fringe Banner
Think of this banner as the ultimate party decoration - its super cute, super shiny, and super versatile. What makes it the most magical of all? It instantly turns any backdrop into one thats photo worthy! ✨
Additional Info
Purple foil tinsel fringe - think sparkly + luxe.
Pre-strung and ready to party
5 ft of fringe fun
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Happy Fucking Birthday Gift Bag
Gifting has never been more fun than with the Happy Fucking Birthday Gift Bag. High-quality, unique luxury gift bags made of thick, sturdy card stock paper with elegant woven handles, this delightful bag is as fun to give as it is to receive. Unlike other gift bags, you’ll be proud to wrap your naughty gift in this playful wine-sized bag.
